Red (Uk)

If you re the person who wants the best rather than the latest, who knows diets don t work, who rents Toy Story as well as Trainspotting, who would rather have one weeks holiday somewhere sinfully luxurious than two somewhere hot, who will only go to the pub when you know there ll be a seat, and spends so much on a haircut that you have to lie – gracefully, of course – to your partner then RED is for you.